Code Tag: Ho-oh of the Conquest

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We all started our Pokémon journey at some point... The real question is, how did it go?

 RULES:
 Use a Random Number Generator to select your answers.
 Tag your rivals.
 Have fun during your adventure!
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You started your Pokémon journey:
1)         At age 10.
2)         At age 15.
3)         After finishing high school.
4)         After finishing college.
5)         As far back as you can remember; You grew up in the wilds with Pokémon.
6)         No idea; You suffered an accident that erased your previous memory.

Ah, we're goin' with THAT cliché, are we?
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The weather was:
1)         Sunny.
2)         Sunny with some clouds.
3)         Cloudy.
4)         Rainy.
5)         Snowy.
6)         A natural disaster.

And by some, I of course mean enough to blot out the sun.
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You started your journey because:
1)         You want to be the very best.
2)         You want to catch ‘em all.
3)         You want to be a master coordinator.
4)         You want to meet many people.
5)         You want to discover new Pokémon.
6)         You want to explore lost places.

And CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!
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Your starter Pokémon is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator) (yes, seriously)
2-6)     (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Ho-oh!

Now I know what you're thinking: HOW?! The answer: Offscreen. Yip, even I don't know how I did it!
I name him Pizza.
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In the beginning, your starter:
1)         Was practically your twin.
2)         Became your friend immediately.
3)         Liked you.
4)         Was wary of you.
5)         Disliked you greatly.
6)         Tried to kill you.

He wouldn't stop trying to stick this weird metallic thing to my forehead.

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The first great obstacle of your journey was:
1)         A rival battle.
2)         A treacherous route.
3)         A wild Pokémon attack.
4)         A Pokémon gym.
5)         A battle with a criminal team member.
6)         A sapling.

Note to self, never take directions from a gas station worker again. You just might become the guest of honor to a mutant cannibal family dinner.
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At this obstacle, the two of you:
1)         Triumphed with little resistance.
2)         Achieved victory, though it was tough.
3)         Won, but just barely.
4)         Tied with the opposition.
5)         Lost, though you put up a good fight.
6)         Failed miserably.

It took Pizza awhile to realize that I wasn't just being polite.
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The second Pokémon you caught is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)   (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Spheal!

The perfect treatment for my newly induced PTSD!.
I name him Fluffy, The Spheal That Only Loves!
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Your starter and second Pokémon:
1)         Love each other dearly.
2)         Are good friends.
3)         Get along well enough.
4)         Don’t seem to like each other.
5)         Ignore each other.
6)         Are constantly at each other’s throats.

Breeding's gonna be a nightmare, isn't it?
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When the sun begins to set, you:
1)         Set up camp immediately.
2)         Make a fire. You need nothing else.
3)         Only stop to sleep when it becomes too dark to continue.
4)         Keep walking. A lack of sun makes no difference to you.
5)         Break into a run, hoping to find shelter before nightfall.
6)         Pick up camp. You only travel at night.

I also seem to have an unquenchable thirst for virgin blood all of a sudden...
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You pass through civilization:
1)         Often enough to keep your electronics charged.
2)         At least once a week.
3)         If it happens to be on your way.
4)         Occasionally, but only for supplies.
5)         Rarely, and only on the outskirts.
6)         Never.

Last time I entered civilization after escaping the mutants, they chased me out of town with pinchforks and garlic.
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Your third Pokémon is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)   (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Patrat!

For some reason, his eyes mesmerized me into gouging my own out and replacing them with these convenient pool balls. They are very convenient.
I name him Pack Rat.
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The three Pokémon on your team:
1)         Work together flawlessly.
2)         Cooperate well, but could use some work.
3)         Have moments of synergy, though not often.
4)         Try their best, yet are on completely different beats.
5)         Constantly work against each other.
6)         Blame you for their horrible collaboration.

My brother said that Pokemon coordinating gets you the big bucks. I'm... still having trouble on the dance routine.
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When the going gets tough:
1)         Your team pulls through every time.
2)        Your starter carries the weight.
3)         You come up with a brilliant solution.
4)         You win by hax.
5)         You win by dumb luck.
6)         You get going the opposite direction.

I turned my first gym leader into a flea during a fight. A harmless little flea. Then, I put that flea inside of a box, and then that box inside of another box, and then I mailed that box to myself. Once it arrived? MYEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! I SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMA!!!
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Two evolutions have occurred by this point:
1)         Starter and 2 evolve.
2)         2 and 3 evolve.
3) 3 and starter evolve.
4)         Starter evolves twice
5)         2 evolves twice.
6)         3 evolves twice.

Pizza did the impossible, he is now... Mega Ho-oh. Pray that he does not evolve further.
Fluffy evolved into a Sealeo of course. Pizza's been keeping his distance now for some odd reason.
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Over time, you find you work best with and mostly train:
1)         Grass, Bug, and Poison types.
2)         Water, Ice, and Flying types.
3)         Fire, Electric, and Fighting types.
4)         Ground, Rock, and Steel types.
5)         Dark, Ghost, and Psychic types.
6)         Normal, Dragon, and Fairy types.

I made a separate division in my party for that very reason!
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Your fourth Pokémon (type #1) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)     (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Shiny Audino!

Whoah! This is worthless!
I name him $-12!
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Your fifth Pokémon (type #2) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)     (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Shiny Golurk!

It took an entire team of trainers with their own full parties to weaken and catch him after several days of studying its weaknesses! Then I threw my master ball that I stoooooooo- BORROWED at the very last second and exited using my new hypnosis powers I apparently have! The perfect crime...
I name him Achilles!
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Your sixth Pokémon (type #3) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)      (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Pumpkaboo!

No words. Noooooo. Wooorrrds.
I name it... Flthulhu.
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You are offered a trade, and it’s up to you to take it or leave it:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)      (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Ditto!

Goodbye, $-12!
Her name is T-1000.
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Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)        2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)         4 evolves.
5)         5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.

Pack Rat's evolved into a Watchhog. This is the most uneventful evolution yet!
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Your team:
1)         Is your family.
2)         Gets jealous whenever you interact with other trainers.
3) Would protect you from anything.
4)         Is loyal to you, but mostly aloof.
5)         At least tolerates each of their differences by this point.
6)         Is a pretty much a big, chaotic mess.

So far Pizza only SAYS he'll peck Fluffy's eyes out. Time to take them to Pokemon couples' therapy.
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You travel mostly by:
1)         Well-worn footpath.
2)         Overgrown trail.
3)         Water.
4)         Air.
5)         Cave.
6)         Wilderness.

Unfortunately, it was Tentacruel mating season... I'm lucky that my Pokemon that aren't Pizza and Achilles acknowledge me as their god.
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Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)         2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)         4 evolves.
5)         5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.

Fluffy is now a Walrein. Despite now being twice as fluffy as the name suggests, Pizza has signed divorce papers.
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Your journey takes you:
1)         Not far from home.
2)         Across the region.
3)         To another region.
4)         Across many regions.
5)         Around the world.
6)         To places unknown.

I always wondered what Hell looked like. 'Cept for the musical numbers. "Thank you, Mr. Satan, may I go home now?" He nervously obliges at the sight of Mega Pizza.
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The strongest Pokémon you faced in battle on your journey was:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

Wooper.
I remember the first time Pack Rat slapped it, it hardly even felt it. Then he tried harder, AND HARDER! BUT IT WOULDN'T GO DOWN!
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Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)         2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)        4 evolves.
5)        5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.

He has become the hope of the omniverse! The light bulb in the darkness! He has become the bacon in the fridge for all beings who CRY OUT IN HUNGER! The alpha AND the omega! The fear that FLAPS in the night! Before me lies Mega God Mega Ho-oh! The ultimate Pokemon! Bow before HIS greatness!
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The event with the greatest impact on you was:
1)         Becoming a Pokémon Champion.
2)         The grand evolution of a team member in a dire moment.
3)         Finding a hidden landmark of great beauty.
4)         Encountering a legendary Pokémon.
5)         Having an out-of-body experience in a haunted building.
6)         Discovering you’re a child of Mew.

Team Galactic had returned and refused to pull any punches, now armed with Arceus, they rained a complete genocide of Pokemon across the regions! Tanging all visible to the naked eye! From the ashes rose Mega God Mega Pizza! As he stood above the Earth, his glorious light shone to outmatch the sun itself, and launched a drill peck from the very edge of the atmosphere so powerful, it eviscerate a portion of the galaxy.
Dramatic Reenactment Courtesy of Earth 10

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The hardest trial you ever faced was:
1)         Fighting your rival to become Champion.
2)         Realizing just how much you have to walk and still sticking out this whole journey thing.
3)         Being lost for weeks.
4)         Assisting in taking down a criminal organization.
5)         Losing a Pokémon.
6)         Realizing there are way too many Pokémon to ever catch ‘em all.

There were times where I wished I was still mortal, I'd wonder what the harm would be in taking a day off at least, but the other 100,000 bickering voices in my head refused to all equally agree!
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Your starter:
1)         Is your strongest Pokémon and best friend.
2)         Is your good friend, but far from the strongest.
3)         Is your strongest Pokémon, but emotionally distant.
4)         Is about the same as the rest of your team.
5)         Stayed behind some point during your journey.
6)         Is deceased.

After his massive destruction of Earth, me and my party were the only ones left in the galaxy, because our lord and savior loved us all along. We made refuge in the remains of Mt. Coronet floating in space.
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And you are now:
1)         Gambling all the money you’ve earned in the Celadon Game Corner.
2)         Hidden away at the top of Mt. Silver for an indefinite amount of time.
3)         Exploring the many islands littered in the oceans surrounding Hoenn.
4)         Lost in the Distortion World after a mishap in the ruins at Mt. Coronet.
5)         Trolling inexperienced trainers in the Driftveil World Tournament.
6)         Reflecting on past decisions beside the monument of Geosenge Town.

Then I fucked up, and am now waiting for Mega God Mega Pizza to notice my disappearance and rescue me while I'm stuck here with Giratina and some spiky haired old dude who's blood I've sucked dry at this point... didn't do shit... turns out he wasn't a virgin... all wait and no play makes Chris a dull boy... all wait and no play makes Chris a dull boy...

This is it... this is my fate... *chuckles nervously to himself*
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The team that saw you to your journey’s end:

Giratina (Mercy killed me with Dragon Breath.)

Not present:
Pizza the Mega God Mega Ho-oh (Continuing his conquest of what remains of the galaxy!)
Fluffy the Walrein Who Only Loves (Promoted to breeding slave!)
Pack Rat the Watchhog (Evolved his intellect enough to easily learn foreign languages, is now Pizza's ambassador!)
$-12 the Audino (Miraculously survived the great destruction and is currently plotting a rebellion against Lord Pizza from within a group of space mercenaries with killer flutes.)
Achilles the Golurk (A Knight of the Round above all others, Pizza had granted him the title, Knight of Zero!)
Flthulhu the Pumpkaboo (Mascot to the regime, uses his cuteness as a first diplomatic resort, works like a charm -12% of the time.)
T-1000 the Ditto (The deadliest soldier in the army, capable of replicating the most formidable beasts of each world its god conquers.)

Rule them, my children, in memory of me...
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...I tried way too hard to get similarly bizarre results to Eric's with what I had.

I'll just... let whoever wants to do this do it of their own volition. I COMMAND YOU!