CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN!

CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. 
CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. 
CG: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. 
CG: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. 
CG: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. 
CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. 
CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. 
CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. 
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. 
CG: ONLY MY HATE. 
CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. 
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. 
CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. 
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. 
CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. 
CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. 
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. 
CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT!

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Karkat becomes my spirit animal on a bad day...


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Homestuck is property of Andrew Hussie.

EDIT: HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET THE FINGERNAIL COLORS?!